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  •     rs. peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. e couldn‘t accommodate her with an after-hours appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, ‘ll leave the key under the mat.  查看全文
  • 2018/4/26 2:56:40
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  •     有些国家的名字如此浪漫h.o.l.l.a.n.d 荷兰hope our love lasts and never dies. 希望我们的爱永恒不变i.t.a.l.y. 意大利i trust and love you. 我相信你和爱你l.i.b.y.a. 利比亚love is beautiful; you also. 爱是美丽的 你也是f.r.a.n.c.e.&nbs  查看全文
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  •     aptain: re you happy now that you are in the avy?ble eaman ack: es, sir.aptain: hat were you before you came into the avy?ble eaman ack: uch happier.   查看全文
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  •     armer ones picked a big red apple and handed it to the boy saying, atch out for worms.hen eat apples, replied the boy, the worms have to watch out for themselves.   查看全文
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  •      woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. couldn‘t help noticing how happy you look, she said. hat‘s your secret for a long happy life? smoke three pack  查看全文
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  •     here was a farmer who raised watermelons. e was doing pretty well but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch(西瓜地)at night and eat his watermelons. fter some careful  查看全文
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  •     he man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. omeone dialed . hen the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew wh  查看全文
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  •     hree retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine arch day.ne remarked to the other, indy, ain‘t it?o, the second man replied, t‘s hursday.nd the third man chimed in, o&n  查看全文
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  •     : id you hear about the renchman who jumped into the river in paris? : e was declared to be in eine. ------------------------------------------------------------red was saying his prayers as his father passed&nbs  查看全文
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  •      traveler came to a river one day. e hired boatman to take him to the other side. t was a windy day and the waves were very high. o the traveler was a little afraid.re you sure we c  查看全文
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  •      fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.he skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. ut the fat man knew he was the more&n  查看全文
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  •     有一天,一个印地安小孩问他爸爸说:dad,我的名字怎么来的?父亲回答说:我们族人命名都是以小孩子刚出生时,父亲看到的第一见事物来命名的像你哥哥,他刚出生时,我一出门就见到了青山,所以他叫lue-mountain像你姊姊,她刚出生时,我一出门就见到鸟在飞,所以他叫ird-flying.这就是我们族人…  查看全文
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  •      never die, they just lose their class p never die, they just stop ringing never die, they just achieve their state -- of maximum entropy never die,&nb  查看全文
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  •      here is a little boy and a little girl in the woods. he littlegirl asked the boy, hat is a penis?he boy replied, don`t know. t that time he hears his momcalling him f  查看全文
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  •     eems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.e went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to&nb  查看全文
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