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  •     : id you hear about the renchman who jumped into the river in paris? : e was declared to be in eine. ------------------------------------------------------------red was saying his prayers as his father passed&nbs  查看全文
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  •     or weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.ne day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn   查看全文
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  •     armer ones picked a big red apple and handed it to the boy saying, atch out for worms.hen eat apples, replied the boy, the worms have to watch out for themselves.   查看全文
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  •     here was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him. o the family decided that a nusring for the aged would be appropriate. f course the old man rejected the idea, but&n  查看全文
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  •     高中的时候 很多学校都有各种各样的模拟考 有一个人 他的英语很烂很烂 一次英文模拟考 作文题目是“ og” 结果那个人就这样写—— ne day see a dog. saidi! og saidi! saidan you speak hinese? 查看全文
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  •      couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their th wedding anniversary. n the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he‘s getting sentimental because they‘re celebrating wonderful years together  查看全文
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  •      man enters a restaurant, takes a seat, and, instead of using the napkin, takes the table cloth from the table and tucks it around his neck. he head waiter sees it and tells the waiter to go&nbs  查看全文
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  •     hree rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.he first says, ‘m so tough, once ate a whole bagful of rat poison!he second says, ell ‘m so tough, once   查看全文
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  •      here was a blonde that was so sick of blonde jokes she died her hair red. he jokes stopped and she felt so good, she took a ride in the country one aturday afternoon. hile on this ride, she  查看全文
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  •     our expectant fathers were in a inneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.he nurse arrived and announced to the first man, ongratulations sir, you‘re the father of twins.hat a coincid  查看全文
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  •     private oyds was brought up before the unit for some offence.ou can take your choice, private - one month‘s restriction or twenty day‘s pay, said the officer.ll right, sir, said the bright soldier,&nb  查看全文
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  •     有一个男的十分爱他的女朋友 于是就把他女朋友的名字 刻在他的那话儿上,于是当那话 儿缩小时只看到缩写,有一次他和他的女朋友到夏威 夷去玩,他在上厕所时看到隔壁那 个外国人的那话儿也有字 样,于是很兴奋的问那个外国人: 你的女朋有也叫吗? 外国人回答说:,,我刻的是:   查看全文
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  •      lady went to a pet shop to buy a parakeet. he asked the clerk for a bird that could sing. he man sold her a parakeet, and she took it home. here, she examined the bird and found out it  查看全文
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  •     rs. peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. e couldn‘t accommodate her with an after-hours appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, ‘ll leave the key under the mat.  查看全文
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  •     he animals were bored.inally, the lion had an idea. know a really exciting game that the humans play called football.‘ve seen it on ..e proceeded to describe it to the rest of the animals and they&n  查看全文
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