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  •      here is a little boy and a little girl in the woods. he littlegirl asked the boy, hat is a penis?he boy replied, don`t know. t that time he hears his momcalling him&  查看全文
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  •     here was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. er husband was away on business, and unable to be reached. hile in the com  查看全文
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  •     有些国家的名字如此浪漫h.o.l.l.a.n.d 荷兰hope our love lasts and never dies. 希望我们的爱永恒不变i.t.a.l.y. 意大利i trust and love you. 我相信你和爱你l.i.b.y.a. 利比亚love is beautiful; you also. 爱是美丽的 你也是f.r.a.n.c.e.&nbs  查看全文
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  •      woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. couldn‘t help noticing how happy you look, she said. hat‘s your secret for a long happy life? smoke three pack  查看全文
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  •      country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.t was so far out, there was no electricity. hen the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her -year-old&  查看全文
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  •     高中的时候 很多学校都有各种各样的模拟考 有一个人 他的英语很烂很烂 一次英文模拟考 作文题目是“ og” 结果那个人就这样写—— ne day see a dog. saidi! og saidi! saidan you speak hinese? 查看全文
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  •      fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.he skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. ut the fat man knew he was the more&n  查看全文
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  •     here was a farmer who raised watermelons. e was doing pretty well but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch(西瓜地)at night and eat his watermelons. fter some careful  查看全文
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  •     evealing ift est hich gift would you like? o determine your personality, pick the gift youd most like to receive.   查看全文
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  •      went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog.t was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type.n the sad part, the dog cried his ey  查看全文
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  •     he man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. omeone dialed . hen the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew wh  查看全文
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  •     hree retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine arch day.ne remarked to the other, indy, ain‘t it?o, the second man replied, t‘s hursday.nd the third man chimed in, o&n  查看全文
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  •     aptain: re you happy now that you are in the avy?ble eaman ack: es, sir.aptain: hat were you before you came into the avy?ble eaman ack: uch happier.   查看全文
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  •      traveler came to a river one day. e hired boatman to take him to the other side. t was a windy day and the waves were very high. o the traveler was a little afraid.re you sure we c  查看全文
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  •     armer ones picked a big red apple and handed it to the boy saying, atch out for worms.hen eat apples, replied the boy, the worms have to watch out for themselves.   查看全文
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